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When Bad Grammar Happens to Nigerians (or Indians)

Yeah! So I won this lottery...at least according to this Nigerian (or maybe Indian) born British Finance Ministry personnel.
Here is the mail that I had received. Hmm, but he does not even know his country's name.

Is it Britain or Martian?

Okay! So, how can I claim my prize? Here are the details:


I am all in, where should I send my bank details to?

Hey! It's not over yet! They are not just sending a prize, they are also giving me a can of worms! How cozy!









That was not just bad grammar, that was bad Photoshop too!
Author: Jims Varkey
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